onedirectioncutefacts:

“have you ever loved somebody more than anything but they just annoy you so much at the same time like holy shit”
yeah my fucking mom

teenagegaywad:

fluffy—heretic:

shmegel:

yes but how old is the sport

(via tickingtime-bomb)

annabellioncourt:

THAT LAST ONE 

YOU DID NOT

(via trolllinginthedeep)

psychocereals:

jessica-the-human:

kosmicwheel:

crateshya:

darknephilim:

thesickestjokes:

Turquoise is the best colour in the world.

It’s cyantifically proven.

you fucking didnt

COLOUR

PUNS

I red that and now I feel violeted. I’m indigonant.

Turquoise is the best colour?? Psht, that’s just a pigment of your imagination.

you little shits.

(via sophiedeveraux)

zeuspiss:

im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.

(Source: tootwizard, via h-eterochromia)

lulz-time:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar

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(Source: murrayed)

“My public persona is something that is only partially constructed by me, so if people want to mock that, it’s fine. I mock it.” - James Franco

(Source: jamesfrancobeautifulsmile, via martianpoop)

tradelegs-forfins:

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

I like how it’s 169%

(Source: sarcastics, via fate-fell-sh0rt182)

tupacabra:

the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad

(via playstationthree)

officialdogblog:

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

(Source: circumcisions, via thatswhatmichaelscottsaid)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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